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Some of the jokes and pictures
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Steve-o
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Quote of the Year Nominated for quote of the year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked: "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?" Armey responded: "If I had been in the President's place, I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood and looking up and listening to Mrs. Armey saying... "How do I reload this thing?"
A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve. A few weeks ago, He was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies. At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans only learned English. He then asked. "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you have to speak French?" Without even hesitating, the American admiral replied. "Maybe it is because we arranged it so that you did not have to learn to speak German."
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