· Happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody! For those of you not familiar with Cinco de Mayo, it's a holiday celebrated by over 80 million Mexicans ... and that’s just here in L.A.!

· If you don’t know, Cinco de Mayo ... do you know what it celebrates? It celebrates the Battle of Pueblo, where the Mexicans beat the French. Which is so hard to do ...

· Imagine if the French had won. Not only would they be sneaking over the border, they’d be rude too.

· Happy Cinco de Mayo! Hard to believe a few years ago at this time I was having a Cinco de Bypass.

· The best movie over the weekend was "X-Men: Two." it made $85 million opening up this weekend. It’s about a group of mutants that want to take over the world. There’s Storm that wants to take over the world, there’s Nightcrawler that wants to take over the world, and there’s also Donald Rumsfeld.

· Over the weekend was the Democrats' first presidential debate. Nine guys took part in the debate, what a dreary group. George W. Bush took one look at them and said, "I may win this one fair and square."