Some of the jokes and pictures sent to Steve

A woman is helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer, and tells him that he will now need to choose and enter a password that he wants to use when logging on.

The husband, thinking he'll be oh-so-manly, types in the following letters when prompted for his desired password by the computer.

p-e-n-i-s

His wife rolls her eyes and then nearly falls off her chair howling with laughter when the computer replies:
PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH

Kilborn
· In Iraq, street vendors are able to sell porn again. No wonder all the men looting were taking couches and TV’s.

· Yesterday a 4.5 earthquake hit in Alabama causing damage to homes and trucks. The big tragedy is that the earthquake could be responsible for up to 1,000 new country and western songs.

Conan
· Tomorrow President Bush will announce that the war in Iraq is over. As a result he can now resume his war on the English language.

Leno

· Did you see this? In Iraq yesterday, a bunch of American G.I.’s challenged some Iraqi kids to a soccer game, and the Iraqi kids won the game 7-0. The one time Iraq wins a game, and Uday didn’t get to see it.

· Actually the Iraqi kids knew in advance what our team’s strategy was from listening to Geraldo.

· Cuba has been reelected to the U.N. Human Rights Commission. Who says the U.N. is irrelevant? Appointing Cuba to the U.N. Human Rights Commission is a little like appointing Michael Jackson chaperon for the Vienna Boys Choir.

· The ratings for Monica Lewinsky’s new show "Mr. Personality" fell 29% from last week. What is about this woman, even her ratings go down?

· In Great Britain a man committed suicide by drilling a hole in his head with a power drill. Here’s my question – do you think he put on the safety goggles first? You could put your eye out. The toughest part was using the punch to center the drill.

Saddam Hussein has been captured. The Americans heard he
was hiding in a field so they sprayed it with Viagra and the
prick stood up.

Saddam Lives...
The CIA provided this photo of Saddam and his son,
Qusai, getting ready to flee Baghdad just after the
bombing campaign.